【生活】睁不开眼

 

什么都不会的人有什么优势?

    想了很久还是想不出来。

  你问我为什么要想这玩意儿?

  因为我就是那个虾米也不会的人。

  而且我又懒,明明有好几篇总结、论文要写,却不知道干啥好。

  整天只知道想诸如“感性”与“理性”孰强孰弱。

  难道我天生适合辩论?

  没道理啊,我向来到关键时刻笨嘴笨舌。

  难道我是天生的哲学家?

  也不对啊,我素来没脑筋,微积分学了一年还没弄懂大概讲些啥。

  况且人脸皮又薄,干点啥都担心别人的看法。

  再加上人优柔寡断,凡事没有决断力,上厕所走哪边都要想13分钟。

  心肠又软,什么都放心不下,3岁时我哥抢了我一块蛋糕。

  心地还坏,写这玩意儿是为了浪费你的时间,这样你的学习时间就少了,我的竞争力就增大了。

  想打我?

  忘了告诉你,我还贪财。

  拿5块钱过来,让你打个够。

  不给?

  我很坏的哦,那就给我留下你的名字。

  不然咒你全身跳蚤死光光!

  哼哼,怕了吧。

  还不留言?

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  2. 2011年9月24日 00:08 | #2

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  4. 2011年9月29日 01:12 | #4

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  5. 2011年9月30日 12:39 | #5

    Denise (from Kentucky)YES that is what I try to convey to my Zombie friends who think its time to just go on about their lives now that Obama has been elected. NO thats the worst thing they could do. He is ruining this country with the help of all the dems who are exercising power grabs. His cabinet are lawbreakers, Pelosi is out there saying that Protecting our borders and upholding immigration laws is un-American! She should be impeached for this alone!!! Now that the GIVE program has passed theyll now be indoctrinating our youth, just like Hitler did with the brownshirt brigade. This is very scary stuff, and the people in my networks would rather carry on like its 2004. They have NOT caught up! No wonder towns are having Tea Party Protests regarding the Long List of atrocities Obama has caused his during his short time in office.

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